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How To Modern art.

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Are you an artist who wants to become rich and famous?
but you rather rott in bed than actually DO SOMETHING?
well, no worries cause there will always be MODERN ART!
grab a canvas, paint it blue, put some white on it,
and, sell it for 43.8 million dollars!
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VioletFuzzypelt Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
I recorded my voice sayin this but I dunno how to give it to you.
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NegentienPictures Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is your first script?
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, this script will be longer.
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NegentienPictures Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alright.

Quick question, Do you know Claudie?
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No. Who is she?
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NegentienPictures Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconclaudettecarballo:.
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
i do watch her, why?
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NegentienPictures Featured By Owner 9 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wanted to tell you somethin about her.
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 9 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh okay? Notes?
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VioletFuzzypelt Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Is this for a video?
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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VioletFuzzypelt Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Ooh!!
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Ultimation12 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Or set up a urinal in the middle of a famous art museum. That's what one guy did to prove that he could do just about anything and it'll be considered "fine art".
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I guess his art was worth flushing down the toilet lol
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Ultimation12 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe. It was some very famous artist, too. The urinal is worth, like, millions today.

A couple more stories I've heard of:
Some college kids decided to do an experiment one day where they left a pair of glasses on the floor in an art museum and people started taking pictures, thinking it was art. 

And then there was the time one art museum installed a new bench and people were afraid to sit on it because they thought they'd get in trouble for sitting on art. I think the museum had to put up a sign letting people know it was just a bench for sitting on.
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TheZootopiaFanboy Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant
Is that for us to voice in a video?
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I am making animation of it.
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lylee73 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Boom, 43.8 million dollars went to waste if that happened. My art is at best maybe a few cups of coffee.
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AstaWolf Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha yeah, it actually did.
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